Another Crazy Dream

I had a dream last night that I was some sort of resistance mercenary in a middle eastern country roaming the town at night setting fire to big box stores with a flame thrower disguised as a vacuum cleaner. Then I was part of some group of American subversives in Vietnam trying to overthrow the government at Hanoi. They chased my chunky butt down with a helicopter, but I somehow managed to lose them. Because of that, we had to scuttle the operation, and we waited for some dude to come to the safe-house in a VW bus to extract us. Also, I was hoping to score with one of the cute female fellow-subversives, but no dice. 

Later in the dream, there was a giant balloon/blimp in the shape of Bender from Futurama that floated down out of the sky and crashed into my apartment here in Boulder City. All I could think was: "Man, I gotta get a picture of this."